Truth Like The Dark

December 18, 2007

Everything isn’t Miscellaneous on my iPod

Filed under: Geek Stuff, Science

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Golly whiz and geez bang! One of the greatest things evah about my new iPod 160 GB is that I don’t have to worry how much video I stick on it. It’ll take forever to fill this mutha!

And I’ve got a really good system setup to get everything on it I want. I use my PC/TV/DVR setup to record TV shows, I rip DVDs with DVD Decrypter, I use Videora to download torrents and video feeds, and I use Videora iPod Convertor to automagically transfer it all to the ‘pod.

Videora iPod Convertor also converts flash videos from sites like YouTube, and I download those to a directory where everything gets converted to the iPod, using the Video DownloadHelper Firefox Extension.

One of the videos I got to watch on my ‘pod’s amazingly sharp screen while flying across the Atlantic was this Google Talks lecture by David Weinberger on his book Everything is Miscellaneous. Really philosphical stuff, and worth watching. I wonder if the book holds up. And I also wonder whether it mentioned Charles Sanders Peirce, which it most certainly should.

“Externalizing Meaning” is my new catchphrase for what’s happening on the web these days.

Now if my iPod was only tag driven.

June 23, 2007

This is your brain on music….

Filed under: Science, Music

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Just finished Daniel J. Levitin’s This is Your Brain On Music. Strongly recommended for both music lovers and scientists (and particularly those interested in brains and AI). There are lots of things in the book I disagreed with, and I think it could have had a better ending, but the writing is great, and it’s pitched at a good level for a general audience. The frequent use of music references from many genres were particularly good. As the book articulated neurally: music is evocative, and tying these ideas to tunes you know really gives them impact.

December 17, 2006

Dawkins on The Reality Delusion

Filed under: Science


This is such a great talk. Dawkins covers why the scientific world looks so strange to our brains. It’s because our brains are evolved to see medium size, medium speed things.

December 15, 2006

Edward O Wilson Interviewed

Filed under: Rants, Science



Via: VideoSift

If you’ve got an intellectual hour to spare, I strongly recommend watching this great interview with Edward O. Wilson, a fellow Birminghamian, and graduate of my Alma Mater. He talks about attacks on socio-biology, the crap that is intelligent design, and even how his background as a Southern Baptist has effected the extreme productivity of his scientific life.

October 24, 2005

Newsflash: High Lonesome Controls The Weather

Filed under: Rants, Friends, Science, Music

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My old friend at tired fools, linking his (rather disturbing) suicide obsession with his bad-science obsession, has blogged a study that says country music may

nurture a suicidal mood through its concerns with problems common in the suicidal population, such as marital discord, alcohol abuse, and alienation from work.

Something makes me think that this is correlation, not causality. I bet that you could discover a correlation between income and musical tastes, and income and suicide. Country often tells true stories of (mostly white) working class people at the edge of American society. And I’d bet big money such people have a naturally looser hold on the mortal coil than Brad and Becky SUV living in their midtown brownstone.

Country music could be correlated to tornado damage too, I’ll bet. But you’d better have a look at the build quality of house trailers before saying that George and Hank are behind GOP Weather Control.

July 10, 2005

The Phantom Vibrating in your trousers…

Filed under: Rants, Science, Giggles

A couple of friends and I were talking about the fact that we have experienced Phantom Vibration Syndrome: the definite sensation that the phone in our pocket is vibrating, when it isn’t at all! What the hell is that? We all agree that it only happens in the area where our phone sits against our body.

Is it some mental anticipation of the ring (I don’t think so)? Or has the vibration caused some sympathetic change in our leg? Maybe it’s the radiation?

Hope it doesn’t team up with my restless leg syndrome: I’ll end up running after calls all night.
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April 7, 2005

AcademoProfesional Rant

Filed under: Rants, Science

It’s not often that I get a chance to have a full scale rant and present academic results in the same place. But a position paper for something like The Grand Challenge in Non-Classical Computation International Workshop affords me that rare opportunity. My position (along with some results from my student Jon Caves) can be found here, in the company of a number of other position papers.

And it’s all sponsored by the lovely people at Microsoft Research.

February 18, 2005

Scientists Make Monkeys Go Blind

Filed under: Science, Giggles

Hey! All you Animal Rights Protestors! Have a look over here!

This headline:
Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms

and this news piece:

Monkey Brains Control Robot Arm with Thought

Doesn’t take a PhD in animal husbandry to connect those dots.
Act now to save our furry brethren from robo-self abuse!

January 27, 2005

Schrodinger’s Aibo: Preface I: Unknowable Machines

Filed under: Geek Stuff, Science

This is a transcription of some notes I made after reading Quantum Mechanics: Symbolism of Atomic Measurements by Nobel Laureate Julian Schwinger, which I picked up after I heard Rui Vilela Mendes give a talk about the book’s ideas.

If you give me some time, this will be a part of a larger story about Schrodinger’s Aibo, about which I’ll say no more now.

Let’s first look at something that’s really weird to measure: the polarity of light.

You can think of a polarizer as a filter which has a very fine grid of parallel lines. If we orient this vertically (up-down), and we filter ordinary, white light, we get out all the light that was oriented (polarized) in an up-down direction. Turns out, this is about half the light we had. We can tell this from the relative intensity of the light that comes through the filter.

Now let’s take another polarizer, and stack it on the first one, but with the second polarizer’s grid oriented horizontally (90 degrees to the first polarizer’s orientation). We can say the new polarizer is filtering “left-right” polarization. When put together this way no light gets through the two sequential filters. This implies that up-down and left-right are mutually exclusive: all photons have one and only one of the two types of polarization. Filtering for both returns nothing.

Now let’s take another polarizer, and put it between the first two, but at a 45 degree angle to both of them. The weird thing is this: after inserting the third polarizer 12.5% of the original, white light gets through! So adding a filter increased the amount of light that got through!

It seems that polarizers do more than simply filter: they actively change something about the photons they are filtering.

This would be hell for a computer scientist: imagine a database where queries (filters of the objects in the database) affect the values in the database, via some internal program to which you have no real access (except through examining the results of sequences of queries). How could you figure out what (in general) you could expect from a series of queries?!?

To figure out what we might be able to do in this situation, let’s say we have a set of objects U, and a set of qualities that each object can have, Q. Q contains qualities like “A=address,” “B=boldness,” “C=company,” etc. Each quality can take on a number of possible values (A={a1,a2,a3…an). Let’s restrict our discussion to qualities where each object has to have one and only one value for any given quality. There are no empty data fields (or we could call “null” a particular value for a given quality). We call these complete qualities.

Let’s setup a query syntax G(U,A,a1), which means “give me all the objects in database U that have quality A set to value a1.” We can sum the results of queries to get an “OR” function, or perform queries in sequence to get a “AND” function. Let’s say that U is also a quality, which can take only one value u. This is a “universal” quality for which all objects have the same value. It helps later.

In normal databases, separate qualities are compatible: querying one has no effect on the values of another. In particular
G(G(G(U,A,a1),B,b1)A,a1)=G(G(U,A,a1),B,b1). That is, querying twice for a1 is redundant, and the fact we queried for b1 in between the a1 queries doesn’t change that. That means that the sequence of queries has no effect on the results: G(G(U,A,a1),B,b1)=G(G(U,B,b1),A,a1).

But what if this wasn’t the case? What if there was an unknowable machine operating, which changed the values of qualities in a database in a systematic but unfathomable way anytime you did a query? This seems to be the case with qualities like “up-down” and “left-right” polarizations. What can we say about such a situation?

Let’s try to describe what the unknowable machine does. To do this, let’s have a syntax for setting the value of a quantity: S(U,A,a1) sets the quality A for all the objects in U to value a1. Let’s also define a “fractional get”: a function that gets a fraction x of all the objects that have quality A set to value a1: F(U,A,a1,x). We’ll do lots of fractional gets and sets in sequence, so let’s say that S(F(U,A,a1,x),B,b1) ≡ SF(U,A,a1,x,B,b1).

What we need is some general properties for the fractions x(a1,b1) that result from sets and gets on A=a1 and B=b1, and other combinations of qualities and their values. Such properties are as much as we can hope to know about the unknowable machine.

To find these properties, let’s ask a question: for what function x(b,a) (that must be defined over all possible values for B and A) is the following statement true: G(G(U,A,a),B,b)=SF(U,A,a,x(b,a),B,b).

It may not be obvious, but for regular databases with compatible qualities, x(b,a) must equal 1 when a=b, and must equal 0 in all other cases. We will call this delta(b,a), the Kronecker delta function.

While x must be the delta function for compatible qualities, this isn’t the case for incompatible qualities. The question is: what properties (if any) must x(b,a) conform to in the incompatible case?

For compatible qualities, the following must be true, via reasoning about the delta function:
SF(SF(U,A,a,x(b,a),B,b),C,c,x(d,c),D,d)=F(SF(U,A,a,x(d,a),D,d),U,u,delta(c,b))

Let’s substitute x for delta, since that makes sense for compatible qualities:
SF(SF(U,A,a,x(b,a),B,b),C,c,x(d,c),D,d)=F(SF(U,A,a,x(d,a),D,d),U,u,x(c,b))

Since C and D are complete qualities, we know that if we sum over all their values, we have to get rid of those qualities:
Sum_C(Sum_D(F(F(SF(U,C,c,x(d,c),D,d),U,u,x(b,d)),U,u,x(c,a)))=SF(U,A,a,x(b,a),B,b)

For this to be possible, x() must have the following property:
x(a,c)=Sum_B(x(a,b) x(b,c))
The interesting thing about this is that if function x conforms to this property, it allows us to transform the effects of a query for A on B to the effects of a query for A on C. In other words, these functions relate all the various effects of the unknowable machine on various qualities to one another. For this reason, they are called transformation functions. Pretty important functions to know about.

It’s tempting to think that transformation functions are probabilities, since probabilities are the numbers we usually use to describe unknowable mechanics. But transformation functions aren’t probabilities.

Let’s say we have a function we can apply quality values called lambda(a), which returns a number, and that this number uniquely identifies the quality a. So we can invert lambda, such that lambda_invert(lambda(a)) gives us back a for all qualities and their values. It’s clear that for any such function:
SF(U,A,a,x(b,a),B,b)=F(F(SF(U,A,a, lambda(b)*x(b,a)*lambda_invert(a),B,b),U,u,lambda_invert(b)),U,u,lambda(a))

If the x’s were probabilities, all lambda(b)*x(b,a)*lambda_invert(a) would have to act like probabilities (stay between 0 and 1, and sum over all their values to yield 1). This can’t be the case for all invertible lambda, so the x’s can’t be probabilities.

What they can be is the square roots of conditional probabilities: p(b|a)=x(a,b)x(b,a) fixes the “lambda problem”. So, if we think that probabilities and transformation functions are both valid for describing unknowable mechanics, this is the way to unify the two ideas.

However, this means that x(a,b) must equal the complex conjugate of x(b,a). That is: the transformation functions map pairs of quality values to complex numbers.

Note that if you have x(a,b), you know p(b|a), but not the other way around. So, in some sense, the transformation functions are a more fundemental kind of knowledge about unknowable mechanics than probabilities. Since we are all used to thinking in probabilities, this is a rather disturbing fact: we’ve been thinking in the wrong space to get all the knowledge that is there.

So, we’ve identified a rather fundemental kind of knowledge we can have about the mechanics of machines we can’t know everything about. Since there are lots of qualities that have such mechanics, for instance:
-Polarizations that are at different angles
-Position and momentum
-Time and energy
-Value and ownership
-Current time and national product
this is pretty profound stuff. And we haven’t had to talk about sub-atomic particles at all to reveal it.

Next time we’ll talk about building toys with these ideas. Toys like Schrodinger’s Aibo.






















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