Truth Like The Dark

Just an insomniacal giggle of mine. I can see the whole script in my head, I swear.

Listen here.

Very funny blog that puts new text on old illustrations.

I was interviewed for Front magazine this morning, for an article about people who share names with famous rock stars.

It’ll be on the shelf March 28th. The interviewer/writer said “there’ll be a picture of a woman and a dog on the cover”.

As it is with all fine publications.

A long-time Christian product idea of mine showed up today on the very funny blog, Kinda Kitschy (click here, read, laugh, be damned).

Thanks to Gregory for elaborating the idea into a funny post.

I’ve gots to get me one of these! All the videos of SlashBuster (love that name, could say it all day) are compelling, but be sure and check the one where it destroys a minivan.

Why is this stuff so much fun to watch?!

Wurgh!! I get such a strongly disturbing Little Shop of Horrors vibe from these arty flower urinals blogged on Gizmodo today! Wurgh!!

A couple of friends and I were talking about the fact that we have experienced Phantom Vibration Syndrome: the definite sensation that the phone in our pocket is vibrating, when it isn’t at all! What the hell is that? We all agree that it only happens in the area where our phone sits against our body.

Is it some mental anticipation of the ring (I don’t think so)? Or has the vibration caused some sympathetic change in our leg? Maybe it’s the radiation?

Hope it doesn’t team up with my restless leg syndrome: I’ll end up running after calls all night.

I moved to London on Wednesday, and Thursday morning I was enjoying my first stroll through Regents Park on the way to work, when people started coming my way saying they had seen a bus explode.

While I’m sure the timing makes me seem suspicious, it seems that that bus was the victim of London’s first suicide bomber.

I’ve got to say I’ve got no problem with suicide. The difficulty is with this whole “bomber” aspect. Why not suicide plumber? Or suicide waiter? Sure, all that yelling of “Allah Al Akbar!” right before he brings your starter would be distracting, but if you knew you were helping redirect terrorist energies, you might even tip.

Here’s one for my British friends. I would have posted it months ago had I known it was online (click to play):

The crazy thing about this (utterly hilarious) ad is that apparently some people in the USA thought it was racist!

Get a sense of humor. We either laugh or we cry, in my humble opinion.

“Ten words can turn any guy into a caveman. It’s just not the same words for any particular guy” - Bruce Willis (believe it or not).